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- This is Lucy. She is your friend only when she is hungry – and even then you might get slapped. (“Dad” is Ascend Accounting Assistant Joe Dlugosz.)
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- Thomas (the cat) wasn’t so sure when “mom” Erin Schober (Ascend Communications Specialist) brought home his puppy “brother” Tito.
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- Tequila doing a very bad job of hiding from “mom” Sarah O’Dell (Ascend Technical Writer).
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- Spaz (“mom” is Ascend Retail Accountant Sharon Rogowski).
